Clif actually did stuff like this--stealing diners' silverware and such. It always annoyed him when people would sit down and automatically reach for their rolled napkin (which contained the silverware), unroll the napkin, put the silverware on the table, and place the napkin in their laps. This was before he'd even had a chance to pour water into their glasses, let alone before they had any food to speak of for which they'd need a napkin in their laps or whatever. So Clif would steal forks and knives, and whenever the people would finally notice they were lacking silverware, Clif would walk up, say, "Oh, I've got an extra right here," and hand the people back their silveware. None of the customers were ever the wiser, and Clif and I got a big kick out of it.
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